Cabin fever has been a problem since about oh, November-ish, so this year parents are dreaming of spring break the way Roger Sterling does his nooner martini. There’s really no room for error because we all really,  really need this one. Luckily, The Washington Post put together this handy chart for choosing the warm weather destination that’s just right for you. Now your only job is to diligently scour the TripAdvisor hotel reviews—If there’s not ample space for several hours of lightly supervised outdoor time, it’s a wash.